TRX Suspension Training System
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Most people get a dog, I wasn't aloud. Most people have a
partner, I was too ugly and had a bad personality. My companion recently became
a bunch of weird straps you can hook to your bedroom door to work your muscles.
These straps are called the TRX Suspension Trainer.
By now you think I'm really weird. Before you start jumping to conclusions, when I say companion I don't mean a companion life a girlfriend. I'm weird but I'm not that weird, you won't find me up on the jerry springer stage talking about my TRX. I just mean that I live in a country town with a small population. My parents won't let me get a dog and I don't have many friends. Too me the TRX is my friend. I spend hours with it every day and it helps me achieve greatness. When I say greatness I mean greatness. I'm 200 pounds and 6% body fat. Type these stats into Google images and you will see what I look like.
I look like 99% of men want to look like. I'm not saying that because I'm up myself. I would trade it all to live in the city and actually have some friends. What's the point of looking like I do when there is know one to see it. Fair enough I still love looking this way but everyone likes the attention of a sexy girl checking you out. That is something I have never experienced because I live somewhere that is so isolated.
The TRX Suspension Trainer is my secret to looking good.
Well it's not really a secret. Everyone knows what they are they have been around for a while now. Most personal trainers use them these day I am pretty sure. Because that's how good they are. I can target every muscle that I have on my body using a bunch of straps that hang from the barn door. My parents get angry at me because I'm on it all the time. But seriously what would you do. You live 500 miles from the next person on this planet, you have nothing to do. I didn't want to sit on the computer all day and get fat so I thought I'd start this hobby up and I'm glad I did.
I had tried everything to look good. I bought protein powders I bought acai berries, I bought vitamins, home gyms, everything. But nothing worked as good as this. The reason I think it worked for me is because I enjoyed using it so much.
There not many exercises that people would enjoy doing, but the TRX changes that. It really makes you love what you are doing. My goal is to be 240 pounds and under 6% body fat. If I'm stuck on this farm any longer or even worse the rest of my life I think I will be able to achieve this using the TRX Suspension Training System.
By now you think I'm really weird. Before you start jumping to conclusions, when I say companion I don't mean a companion life a girlfriend. I'm weird but I'm not that weird, you won't find me up on the jerry springer stage talking about my TRX. I just mean that I live in a country town with a small population. My parents won't let me get a dog and I don't have many friends. Too me the TRX is my friend. I spend hours with it every day and it helps me achieve greatness. When I say greatness I mean greatness. I'm 200 pounds and 6% body fat. Type these stats into Google images and you will see what I look like.
I look like 99% of men want to look like. I'm not saying that because I'm up myself. I would trade it all to live in the city and actually have some friends. What's the point of looking like I do when there is know one to see it. Fair enough I still love looking this way but everyone likes the attention of a sexy girl checking you out. That is something I have never experienced because I live somewhere that is so isolated.
The TRX Suspension Trainer is my secret to looking good.
Well it's not really a secret. Everyone knows what they are they have been around for a while now. Most personal trainers use them these day I am pretty sure. Because that's how good they are. I can target every muscle that I have on my body using a bunch of straps that hang from the barn door. My parents get angry at me because I'm on it all the time. But seriously what would you do. You live 500 miles from the next person on this planet, you have nothing to do. I didn't want to sit on the computer all day and get fat so I thought I'd start this hobby up and I'm glad I did.
I had tried everything to look good. I bought protein powders I bought acai berries, I bought vitamins, home gyms, everything. But nothing worked as good as this. The reason I think it worked for me is because I enjoyed using it so much.
There not many exercises that people would enjoy doing, but the TRX changes that. It really makes you love what you are doing. My goal is to be 240 pounds and under 6% body fat. If I'm stuck on this farm any longer or even worse the rest of my life I think I will be able to achieve this using the TRX Suspension Training System.